Haven’t they figured out yet that they are, to put it mildly, completely and utterly useless?
According to this article an independent election observer team has been dispatched to the US by the UN. Apparently, they’re hear to check up on us and make sure everything goes ok this November by monitoring election preparations in five states.
The article raises a few questions: why, exactly, is the UN observing our election’s this year? They’re certainly welcome to, and I have nothing against constructive criticism. One can’t help but wonder at possible ulterior motives, though. I’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt, but come on, it’s the UN. The headline touts the inspection team as impartial, but that’s pretty unlikely (as CBS has proven, no one’s impartial these days). And as we learned prior to the Iraq invasion, a lot of countries in the UN don’t particularly care much for America these days. Or, at the very least, a Bush-lead America.
I’m really hoping the team is impartial, does quietly observe, and (should the need arise) politely offers some constructive criticism should things be found wanting in one of the five monitored states.
I can’t get rid of the sneaking suspicion, though, that anything but a Kerry win is going to create a lot bitching in the UN and a lot of claims about the elections being completely unfair from these observers. The article doesn’t state it flat-out, but it sounds like the observers think that the popular vote is how the election is decided (it’s not, if you’re wondering). If that’s the case, and Kerry gets the popular vote but loses the election, a shit storm of whining could be coming our way. A Bush victory on both fronts would almost certainly lead to the same thing, if not more whining accompanied with claims that the people of the US were mislead or confused in some way (because you know, we just can’t be trusted to do things for ourselves).
Of course, should Kerry win both, or should Bush get the popular vote and Kerry take the win anyways, we’ll get a passing bill of health and all will be well. I’m really hoping that’s not what this is about, but something tells me that’s how it’ll end up,
The good news, of course, is that the UN has proven, time and time again, that it has no power. From the closing days of World War II to today, the UN has proven itself woefully ill equipped to handle international disputes, and this won’t be any different. Hell, it’s not even an international dispute (you could argue it, but I won’t go into that here). Regardless of how the elections go, we can all sleep soundly, knowing that the UN is now, and will remain for the foreseeable future, completely and utterly useless.